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Scary Extremes

Here's a Sermon from a Landover Baptist Pastor against Witchcraft...

"...The only way we can win the war on terrorism, folks, is to destroy the terror of liberalism and evil that exists inside this Christian Nation. It starts with the children. It starts at home. It might be something as simple as organizing a Harry Potter book burning, or placing your child's hands on a hot stove if you catch them masturbating. It could even be a simple gesture, like shipping your 11-year-old son off to military school, or cutting off part of your daughter's ear for listening to N'Sync. We've got to get back to God, folks! We've got to do it fast, and we don't have time to worry about nonsense like "human rights violations!" Jesus, Please allow us to legally do what you tell us to do in that precious Book your Daddy wrote!"

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  1. Dude, that sermon is fucking scary, at that day's ceremonies did the pastor eat of the body of Christ with some fava beans and a nice chianti or what?

    Yeesh *shivers*

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  3. Damn thats a bit harsh, I'm no fan of N'sync either but come on. this guy is seriously confused about what christianty is.

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  4. Is this a joke? I want to think so, but I come from an ultraconservative part of America and I've heard similar sentiments (70's / 80's). Only difference is now there's something of a Zeitgeist for this sort of thing.

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