From the Rabbit Hole...

Here are a few of the Ancient and Wise sayings, from the Great TooKong himself:

At the top of the spiral staircase stands a glass moose whose only wish is to live in a world without hail.

I tried to flush the head of a carp down the toilet and now it's stopped up.

Ladybugs paint their shells with blood before going into battle.

I set the cube down, added water, and moments later I was staring at my very own African rhino.

The jars in the cellar are filled with snail's shells and corn husks to get us through the long winter.